Why would you want to do that?

No seriously, why would you want to come to Perth? There is absolutely nothing here but sand and dirt, and maybe some water. Oh yeah, that's right. If you are reading this cause you were directed here for things to do, food to eat or what have you not, while you are here for yours truly's wedding, then read on, I will try to work my magic.

First thing first, if you are renting a car. Please and by that, I meant, you MUST take insurance no matter what. As a matter of fact, make sure you reduce your liability to the lowest possible sum, the drivers here are so terrible, they simply shouldn't be allowed to drive. I am dead serious, not kidding, or you will regret it.

Next thing to note is this, try to avoid this area called Northbridge, especially the area where all the clubs and watering holes are.

Alright, the next post shall be the beginning of my recommendations on what to do in Perth...